Vera meets Toni

Valens : This nurse...says she's looking for you.

Vera : For me?

Valens : You know her?

Vera : No. How do I look?

Kat : Like crap.

Vera : Can't keep 'em off me. Why, hello.

Toni : You stole my son's basketball and I want it back.

Vera : Lady, I'm getting sleep deprivation 'cause of your kid and that ball.

Toni : So you're admitting you took it?

Vera : Didn't say that.

Toni : I just got off a double shift, you hear me? I do not have time for your brand of bs. Officer, I want to report a robbery.

Valens : Well, we're, uh, homicide.

Toni : Take this down. Suspect is a white man wearing an ugly-assed tie and a bad attitude.

Vera : Well, maybe if you were home more, he wouldn't be clanging that ball all night.

Toni : Excuse me? Did I ask your opinion about my mothering skills?

Vera : Don't have to. Proof is in the pudding, lady.

Toni : If my child needed a father, you would be the last man on earth.

Vera : Yeah, well, if i wanted a child, your son would be the last kid on earth.

Toni : Stay away from my boy, you hear? And while you're at it...grow up.

Valens : You really do have a way with the nurses.